I've heard every dick slang known to man. Because I went to middle school. Garbage like "skin flute," "womb broom" and "the Bone Ranger" are fucking amateur hour. Mount Vesuvius. The Alamo. Because he never forgets Moby Dick. Because it's large and he appreciates a halfway-decent pun. Because if you put glasses on it, it sort of looks like Grammy-winning DJ Moby.
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They graffiti penises on walls, doodle them in notebooks, and measure them in locker rooms. Look no further! These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
In the process our aspiring playwrights decided to compile a list of synonyms for the word penis to use while writing. If they missed any, please leave the missing penises in the comment section below. Tags: national coalition for men , penis , v day , vagina monologues , women studies. I called it Richard when we were dating and writing letters to each other for you younguns, that was e-mail before the e-. Im a lady and if any dude was to ever call it a knife to me I would run as fast as I could and wouldnt look back.
When the talks come to describing male genitalia, I e, the penis, there are some words used as a synonym. These words are sometimes funny, weird as well as irritating and it all depends on where you use these nicknames, how you use it and what is the context of using it. The penis is called by different names owing to different locations, the slang words used for it, and the variation in the name that is the result of modernisation of civilization. So, as we just discussed above, we would be covering here the list of penis names that are most often used and are very popular among the general mass around us to be used. So far we have discussed the common and general nicknames. Now its time to discuss and mention those names that can make you just laugh over and over again, whenever you use these names, in fact, the women love to call their partner with these names very often.